Enjoy this VD!
Today is the day. This day is the day that Hallmark rejoices as their sales go up and their pockets are lined with shimmering gold. Today, people in relationships buy lovely gifts for one another and express what they believe as their true feelings. Lies. Here is the truth about V-Day.
Today is singles awareness day. In case you did not realize that you were single before today, you will know now. As all of the couples are prancing around holding hands and showing massive PDA, you will be wallowing in a pile of your own self pity. Do not get me wrong, I would do the same thing if I were in a relationship, because it is not depressing until you are single. During these times of sadness and despair, we all could use with a few words of wisdom. Those words come from my Sensei
"Dave, all the happiness you need is in your head. You could be kissing a really ugly woman with warts and pimples and all sorts of gross things growing out of her face and still be happy. All you have to do is be happy up here (points to head). This is Aikido." Thank you Sensei, thank you. This is the mentality that we all must have to be happy, even if only in our minds.
That being said I want to wish everyone a very happy Valentines day. May love transcend all levels of your life whether you are with the super model of your dreams, or Ms. Wart-Face. And remember . . .
When everything gets down to it's basic animal beginnings . . . get a room!
Labels: Love
posted by Ostentatious Transitioning Sophist @ Wednesday, February 14, 2007
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